Red's Reports

03 January 2030
Red Alert has forwarded another one of his long reports full of sometimes bizarre 'security threats'. Of note, this time he's recommending all the Terran stray cats in the area around Metroplex and Autobot City be rounded up an inspected in case they might be carrying Decepticon surveillance equipment, and there are concerns that a popular new Terran fad diet was actually the creation of the Concurrence and encourages the consumption of chemicals that make brainwashing the human populace easier. There's also a report of the interception of a strange signal from Cybertron that at first listen appears to 'match Galvatron's tonal registers,' but further analysis proves inconclusive. Cue multiple theories including practical jokes, an attempt to lure Transformers to Cybertron for some kind of trap, an attempt to lure Transformers away from Earth to attack their holdings there, a specific trap targeted at himself and Blaster (the Autobot interceptors), and finishing with, "We must not overlook the possibility that Galvatron has somehow returned. Yes, I am quite aware that he exploded much like Unicron did back in 2005 when Rodimus first received the Matrix. That kind of proves my point." Finally, he notes that initial interviews with the new Autobot Solstice are inconclusive, and asks when Kup wants to arrange his check-in interview with her.