Decepticon Board Archive July 2029

Expedition to Unicron (Onslaught)
The recent events in New Crystal City have resulted in a great deal of speculation admist the Decepticon ranks. As Soundwave seems to have taken over the investigation Earthside I will be mounting an expedition to discover what role Unicron has played in this. The following Decepticons are hearby ordered to report to the NCC spaceport for departure at(RL tomorrow evening about 9 EST or so): Astrotrain, Avalance, and Hook.

Argosy patrol (Geist)
Text only report This evening shortly after the incident at NCC, an EDC shuttle approached the vicinity of the Argosy, remaining out of weapons range. Two Exo-Jets exited the terran craft and proceeded to approach the Argosy. They were driven off by Sunder and myself quickly, the humans had no taste for confrontation. Their purpose obviously recon, just with the previously reporteded incident or EDC craft spying on NCC. It is suggested that their interception of Decepticon com chatter during the explosions drew their attention and lead them to believe the Argosy would be sufficiently undeffended for their spy purposes. That is all, Geist reporting.

Cyclonus - aka F---face (Scrapper)

 * VIDEO REPORT ***

Scrapper is in the NCC Command Center. There's battle damage in the background. The lighting is red and dimmed, just like Red Alert on Star Trek where it's difficult to tell what's going on. The Constructicon's crimson optical visor fits in well. The other Constructicons are working on repairing the damage.

"Scrapper here, informing everyone of the disgusting travesty that occured today in New Crystal City. /Cyclonus/... ordered us to the spaceport to hear a message from him." He says that name as if it were a swear word. "/Cyclonus/... spoke to us via long ranged hologram because, hmph, he was 'too damaged' to come talk to us in person. His speech was a rambling one about how Rodimus had briefly been absent from the Autobots, but now returned. At least... I /think/ he was talking about Rodimus. /Cyclonus/... never actually mentioned him by name, and seemed to be making a giant deal out of it."

Scrapper shifts awkwardly. He looks like he wants to start pacing back and forth again just to work off the excess energy, but he forces himself to stand still, glaring at the camera. "After his speech, he at which point /Cyclonus/... detonated explosives throughout New Crystal City, and throughout the spaceport especially. Two shuttles were obliterated, and three more are down for extensive repair. Our energon stores were also hit by the explosives, compromising our long term ability to campaign against the Autobots on this planet, and damaging New Crystal City's short term ability to run properly."

"All attempts to contact /Cyclonus/... have thus far failed. If it turns out that it was not actually Cyclonus who set us up like that then I will apologize. But if it /is/ him then he has turned traitor against the Empire and against Lord Megatron." Scrapper raises a waggling finger as if he's scolding Cyclonus, who may or may not have access to this message. But Scrapper shifts tactics and gets down to business. "From here on out, all leave for the Engineering Division is canceled. All technicians are to report for duty immediately to assist with the repairs and our other ongoing projects. Furthermore, all divisions are now on strict energon rationing until our stores are rebuilt."

"Scrapper out!"

OOC: IMPORTANT LOG (Cyclonus) (OOC)
so you might be hearing about, um, cyclonus blowing up ncc's spaceport.

http://transformers2005.wikia.com/wiki/By_Cyclonus_Betrayed!

that is the log!

read it before blueshift's big tp scene tonight if you can, it will make you Good and Paranoid

D:


 * 3

cyc

Graffiti Detected (Base Camera 3)
Base Camera 3 has come back online and is transmitting a feed of the ruined NCC Spaceport,

Against the wreckage of one of the Decepticon shuttles, some ne'er-do-well has plastered a word in purple spraypaint. You press down on the zoom button and tap the focus a few times, allowing the word to come into view and sharpen up. It reads,

REDEMPTION

My Two Galvatrons (Scrapper)

 * TEXT ONLY ***

I'm sure there will be a more indepth report about what happened (I was busy being a leg), but to make a long story short a mech who looks like and acts like Galvatron appeared during a massive Autobot attack on New Crystal City. This new 'Galvatron' defeated Megatron, but Devastator defeated 'Galvatron'. Megatron is in our custody. 'Galvatron' was ferried away by Cyclonus.

I'd like Megatron repaired immediately. He can decide what to do with 'Galvatron'.

Other appropriate engineers are to help with the (again!) damaged city.

- Scrapper

Current state of affairs (Shockwave)

 * The Decepticon spinny disappears and is replaced by the hexagonal one-eyed mug of Shockwave ****

"My fellow Decepticons...Today we were attacked on our own soil by the Autobots. During the fight, Cyclonus appeared and after reading some...'scripture' revealed a 'Galvatron'. Needless to say that 'Megatron' was not happy about this."

"At the moment 'Megatron' is safe. We have no idea as to the whereabouts of 'Galvatron' or Cyclonus."

Shockwave straightens up before his next announcement

"I am therefore assuming overall command of the Decepticons until we can shed some light on this whole debacle and that our leader is fully functionning. The city will remain submerged for now, all division commanders will report to me directly. Any suspicious activity needs to be reported to me directly, even if it comes from a fellow Decepticons."

"Later this week I will meet with the division commanders to discuss the situation."

"On another note, the city is to remain submerged for the moment being until a full damage assessment can be done."

"Mesa is currently in custody in the NCC dungeon and is to remain there for the moment. Catechism is in charge of the prisonner. Fusillade will have overwatch of the Argosy while I will remain at NCC to help sort everything out."

"Long live the empire"

"End of line."


 * Shockwave's face disappears and is once more replaced by the spinny ****

Address (Galvatron)
Screens all over the Decepticon Empire flicker and retune into the image of Galvatron's face. The camera pans out slowly, showing the damaged but now repaired Warlord sitting on a large throne in an unknown setting, a sneer etched across his face. He bunches one fist and slowly raises it.

"Decepticons. The rumours are true. I HAVE returned. I have returned to an Empire in strife, riddled with mewling cowards, run by imposters and weak. And I ABHOR weakness!" He smashes his fist down onto the arm of his throne

"I expect there to be questions. And as always, I am Galvatron. I AM the answer.

Either by traitorous design or foolish accident, the damnable Constructicons locked my humanized form away in stasis, trapped in the body of a foul human. But their plan failed. For at the moment you were transferred back to your forms, my body was also returned to me. Broken. Scarred. Injured at the hands of these so-called Azreal. I survived, I crawled out of the pit by sheer will-power alone, until I could restore myself with the aid of LOYAL subjects."

His gaze darkens. "And as to the whining, the whinnying, the scurrying over the destruction of the Spaceport. I expected it. I saw the weakness that this 'Megatron' had wrought, and I exposed it for what it was. I exposed YOUR weakness. For the Empire to survive, there must be no weakness, no regret, no mercy. Only the strong will survive, and through strife, we become STRONGER. Energon can be taken, ships can be built, but an Empire such as ours... that is something that is unique!"

His face turns from a smile into a sneer, and the camera pans out again. Stacked around his throne and guarded by Cyclonus, some Deluxe Insecticons and gumby Seeker guards is a veritable mountain of energon (where did THAT come from). "But of course, those loyal to their true master will ALWAYS be taken care of."

Video footage of yesterday's battle at NCC fills the screen, showing Galvatron turning from Megatron, to shoot down Rodimus with one cannon shot. Galvatron's voice grates over the top. "Do not listen to his lies. This creature calling himself Megatron does not care about the Empire. He would have the Autobots run roughshod over you. And ask yourself this: *I* am Galvatron. So who... or WHAT, is HE?"

The screen blinks off, replaced by the legend "STRENGTH THROUGH TYRANNY - PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE"

Re: Address (Scrapper)

 * TEXT ONLY ***

As for whether this new Galvatron is the original, speaking purely from a scientific point of view, Megatron /is/ the being that is/was our leader. I'm not a spiritual mech and so I cannot comment on whether a mech's soul/spark/consciousness/whatever is passed through when we move brainwaves from one body to another, but as far as science is concerned, Megatron is the original. I don't know where the new Galvatron came from, though I'm willing to look over any scientific evidence he wishes to provide.

Galvatron, if you get ahold of this message, please send us your evidence in a manner that doesn't involve destroying Decepticon assets.

Thank you kindly,

- Scrapper

All Hail Galvatron! (Sagittarion)
Begin Transmission.

The lavender SAGITTARION appears on screen. Behind him are eleven more, similarly colored Decepticon seekers. Their only difference, much like their leader, are their helmets. Some have helmets with animal features. Others, like the arrow-shaped rocket mounted to Sagittarion's head, are objects.

"This is Sagittarion, Lead Wing of Zodiac Wing! We make it known that we throw in our support for Lord Galvatron -- the TRUE Emperor of Destruction! So say one of us.."

"SO SAY WE ALL!" All Decepticons cheer in unison.

Blip!

SUPPORT MEGATRON (Rampart)
The screen flashes to the interior of NCC Medical Ward. There sit a group of rusty, pitted Decepticons. Their leader is a Decepticon possessing the large, propeller-studded wings of a B-17 Flying Fortress, mottled armor-plating, and a beard

"Urrr..." He stutters to life, "..Rampart, Lead Wing of the Veterans' Wing, reporting! We declare our support for MEGATRON for he was part of the Greatest Generation! We also denounce Warmonger for siding with that upstart Galvatron!"

Suddenly, behind Rampart, another rusty Decepticon suddenly whines. "UNH! Rampart! My servos are too tight! Pass the lubricant!"

Rampart turns to wheeze at the other Decepticon, "Not now, Corsair!"

Just as Rampart reaches for the END button, there is a loud CRASH behind him. Behind both Rampart and Corsair is a Decepticon with wheels joined to his hip and the wings of a P-40 on the floor. "Rampart! Help, help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Oh dear, Warhawk. Oh dear..."

Message from Soundwave! (Inquisitra)
Soundwave resonates instructions, short and sweet: "All cassettes are to report to Galvatron for instructions immediately. All Hail Galvatron!"

And that's it.

OOC: This is cleared with Soundwave's player. He knows what I'm up to, and ICly the real Soundwave is out of touch til his player gets back on Monday.

Invasion at Spaceport Ruins (Ramjet)
Text Only.

"Ramjet reporting. Jetfire decided to show up at the New Crystal City Spaceport and quote, "challenge," Scavenger to a one-on-one fight. He did some significant damage to Scavenger until Catechism and I showed up to frag him with extreme prejudice. Managed to get away. Next time you spot him, use higher-yield ordinance. Furthermore, Jetfire's stupid "visit" occured immediately during two Sweeps failing at raising hell in the Medical Ward. Have the Sweeps allied with the Autobots to protect themselves from Galvatron? Highly suspicious. Counterpunch, get on this. Ramjet, out."

Re Ramjet (Geist)
Text only "This is me not bothering to dignify Ramjet's theories with simple logical debunking. His melee mouth continues to run full speed ahead."

Sweeps' side of the story (Sunder)
Text Only.

" Sunder reporting. We would indeed have engaged Jetfire, if Catechism had not taken it upon herself to injure Geist. He required medical attention afterwards, and finding ourselves not welcome in the NCC Medical Ward, I escorted my fellow Sweep to a Medical Ward where he would be treated rather than sneered at and told to leave. That is all."

Re: Sweep (Ramjet)
Text Only.

"What does a 'melee mouth' even mean? I've consulted the Imperial manual of insults and cannot locate it. Commander Soundwave, please advise."

Re: Re: Sweep (Blitzwing)
That's easy, it's a mouth you can use in melee combat! Like if you got a reinforced jaw and big hydraulic jaw actuators so you can bite Autobots' faces or whatever. Or like, rocket-powered ejecto-lips. A melee mouth, you know? You gotta start reading the brochures or coming to the seminars or SOMEthing, man.

Medics (Scourge)

 * Text Only*

Medics will note, during this time they are NOT to refuse repair of units not currently engaged in hostilities against others. And that means if they're not fighting in the repair bay and nobody has given orders not to repair them, then you repair them. Refusal to do so will draw MY ire.

And anyone who bothers to fight other Decepticons in the repair bay... if the medics don't kill you, I'll skewer your still living body on the highest mast in NCC for all to see what happens when you fight in a repair bay. And after a week you can try convincing the medics to fix you.

In the meantime, all Sweeps are to report to me. Now.

Scourge Sweep Leader.

RE: Attack on the Spaceport Ruins (Scavenger)
This has been the second day in the row that Jetfire has shown by himself to the spaceport ruins, to attack me personally. He claims he is getting revenge on me for killing Prowl. But that was 20 solar cycles ago. I wouldn't doubt that he'll be back for more, and we should be ready.--Scavenger

Prophecy #1 (Goldpaver)
An audio-only transmission whose source has been badly scrambled. The voice is harsh and often-times tinny. At its highest pitch, it is uncomfortable to hear.

"BeWaRe. BeWaRe. BeWaRe ThE faLzzzE OnE. ThE PrEtEnDeR. He WhO iZZZ mOrE tHaN mEeTzzzz ThE EyE wIlL DeZZtRoY tHe HeRo!!! HeHeeHaHAaAhA!!!"

End.

Shuttle Recovery (Fusillade)

 * Fusillade appears, hands clasped. Notable in the background are several members from the Galvatron, Megatron, and undecided camps*

Earlier this cycle, at the start of third duty shift, a disintegrating shuttle and its passenger were identified falling toward the Argosy. The shuttle was destroyed to prevent a collision with the airbase. The passenger was recovered and stabilized long enough to deliver a warning message - he may or may not still be alive. Scavenger, report on his condition please. The Autobot space unit identified as Vigil displayed a very personal hatred for this Decepticon, taking sword swings at myself, Catechism, and Redshift in his fervor. The shuttle passenger was pursing this Vigil Autobot through space, he said. Then was attacked and held hostage. Experimented on, sounded like. He said he woke up covered in... crystalline glucopyranosyl? goo, with the shuttle disintegrating around him. Said they were coming for 'us' and that we should not have helped them because of our sins against whomever 'they' are. This report continues in the second segment...


 * Ramjet throws a punch at Dirge, and Americon might be visible stuffed in a steing. Fusillade bats optics. Continued!*

Shuttle Recovery II (Fusillade)

 * Fusillade appears on screen again, this time a more neutral background*

So. Interestingly enough, an Autobot contigient consisting of Grimlock, Foxfire, Slag, Silverbolt, and Skydive appeared. I helped myself to whatever Decepticons were available to ensure the continued safety of the Argosy, and the Autobots were effectively discouraged from any sort of infiltration or attack. Vigil was eventually repelled. He, this surviving Decepticon, and the Autobot that fell to France a few deca-cycles ago are related, perhaps unified by this alien threat. I have tasked Redshift and Sunder with questioning Vigil. Additionally, I came into considerable contact with the gelatinous glaze -- it felt chillingly familiar. I will need to speak with medical when available to ensure no long term ill effects. CAG Fusillade, out.


 * end transmission, this time with no bar brawling*

Saving Face1 (Ramjet)
This message is sent to both Galvatron and Megatron on blind carbon-copy. To: Decepticon Emperor (ho ho ho) From: Wing Leader Ramjet, Decepticon Aerospace Re: Imperial Security Security: SUPRA ENCRYPTION, TOP COMMAND CODE ONLY

Ramjet appears from the waist up. Behind him hangs the banner of the winged Aerospace insignia. Hanging over his right arm is a length of blue cloth.

"My Lord," Ramjet greets by lowering his cone in reverence while offering his arms to the air. "I deliver this message in the hopes it finds you well and strong. Your glory is everlasting, your triumphs will known to every generation until the universe's last cycles. I request that you listen to it with my service record in mind -- the record of both loyal soldier and citizen of this great, vast Empire. My words will be genuine -- for I do not possess a Cone for Falsehoods but a Cone of Truth."

"This ..nngh, Civil War, tears this great army apart. We are divided. Same make and models against same make and models. Even now, those who indulge in gossip speak of schisms within the combiner teams that lend us immense support in the form of their respective super-warriors. While I know deep in my circuits on your impending victory in this matter, my Great and Mighty Lord, I must warn you that those who would do us in are not lying in wait. The Autobots were there when the first blow struck, the first laser fired. They will continue to hound us, nipping at our flanks and pressing at our armor until they find the where our plating has fractured and flaked. Hnnh. Most condemning of all is that your appointed Governor Airwolf has seen to airing the Imperial dirty-laundry for every being to hear. We stand at the precipice of terrible times if you do not act.. and act, my Lord, you can. Behold, the robe I.. uh.. hold!" Ramjet lifts such a thing up to see. It looks rather plain and blue.

(cont. in next Saving Face2 -- whee, long)

Saving Face2 (Ramjet)
(cont from Saving Face1)

"With this I make my request. We must show that the Empire is whole and stronger than ever. The only way this can happen is through a show of our strength and our generosity in our dedication to the preservation of our people. Make this coming weekend one to remember, my Lord. Make it the solar-cycles we celebrate the First Victory. The first and great battle in which the Patriarchs led us to overthrowing vile Quintesson oppression. Under the auspices of peace and remembrance, the Empire can unite. Better yet, we can invite the wretched Autobots to celebrate along with us, to convince them that we pursue our great mission -- the one you had pledged us to, my Lord -- undaunted. This robe I hold will be a symbol of how alike we all are. By wearing it over our chassis, what makes us unique is hidden. We focus on the underlying strength of our superior species, a species capable of unravelling the mightiest empire in the galaxy before the rise of our own. By being first to propose this to your rival, my Lord, you can cement your greatness over your wretched opponent and affirm the righteousness of your post to the minds of all troopers."

"It is my suggestion to hold such festivities in Crystal City. Have that.. nnh.. Governor.. throw open the gates. Under the protection of Omega Supreme, none would dare disrupt it. The energon will flow, the women will dance, live reenactments of the Patriarchs triumphing over Quintesson scum... and I'm sure we can top it all off with a glorious, public execution of one of the remaining survivors of that wretched, wretched race. Better yet, with Autobots so drunk off fuel-additives in our company, we can ply words from their mouths and hear their insidious plans for our great Empire. It, my Lord, is what even the venerable Onslaught can describe as a 'win-win' situation. As always, my Lord, you are the Will and I am the Weapon. Glory to you and your Empire. Ramjet, out."

Sweeps and current events (Scourge)
To all Decepticons...

As you know the Empire is currently facing a dire situation, as a result of unknown factors, we have been presented with not one, but two leaders. Some of you have felt the need to swear allegiance to one or the other. I will not be critical of any who have, you have followed your heart and given your passion a direction to serve the Empire.

However, those of you who expected me to blindly follow Galvatron, consider yourself disappointed. I do not follow mere echos of a great and powerful leader. However, nor will I fight against even an echo of that greatness. Therefore, myself and the Sweeps are formally neutral in any internal dispute between the two camps. We will assist either and both sides in any operation against Autobot holdings, but we will not raise arms against another Decerpticon.

There will however be two exceptions to this. First, in self defence, should you attack any Sweep, you can consider myself and the Sweeps will reply in kind. Secondly, I have formally extended the services of the Sweeps to protect Crystal City and Airwolf, should either request or require it. The Governor, appointed by the true Lord Galvatron, has declared the city sealed and off limits to non-residents. Observe this, or you will find the Sweeps working with Omega Supreme to defend any unwanted and unwarranted approach of the city and its Governor.

Scourge Sweep Leader.

Sweeps (Cyclonus)
FROM THE DESK OF: CYCLONUS, DECEPTICON SABOTEUR

As ever, Scourge, you remain a disappointment. As you were to Unicron, so too are you to Galvatron. A pity you don't know better, but hunting dogs never were the smartest animals.

Forces of Galvatron: Do not hesitate to consider the Sweeps 'collateral damage' in the course of combat.

Cyclonus.

RE: The goo (Scavenger)
Hi. The newcommer that was found outside of the Argosy has been brought in and stabilized. There's been an analysis done on the goo that covered the newcommer. Its a glaze. Similar to that found in Earth's donut stores. I'm going to see if Mixmaster can do a full scan on it, to see if there's anything else strange with it, but a donut glaze almost seems strange enough-Scavenger, out.

Still Alive (Catechism)
Text only... or not?

The cracked and sugary voice of Catechism breaks in over what should have just been a text report. She's... singing? It seems she was singing something prior, too, that has thankfully not been recorded.

"We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead - "

A gumby medic's voice breaks in, drowning out her singing, and he chastises, "Will you cut that out and get back on the medical berth? I'm not done with you!"

Her voice break in again with:

"Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist."

There is the sound of someone riffling through a medical kit as if in search of a tool.

"And believe me, I am ali - "

CLANG.

There's that medic again! "Er-hem. Terribly sorry. I seem to have activated Catechism's... never-used musical circuits. Fortunately, percussive maintenance has, as usual, solved the problem. Seems she was injured fighting some 'Donits'?"

Clutter (Fulcrum)

 * AUDIO ONLY **

Janitorial Sub-Drone Resyke (zeta class) has reported that a large amount of Cubical Storage Units have been found cluttering up the Space Bridge Terminus on Cybertron. I would like to remind everyone that the Space Bridge is not a disposal unit, and that most of the Cubical Storage Units have been incinerated.


 * MESSAGE ENDS **

Re: Still Alive (Ramjet)
Ramjet appears.

"Uhh... correction, mechanic. Catechism was injured on training manuevers. Training. Manuevers."

As he reaches for the button, he is heard muttering, "And if we're lucky, this horrible incident will never, ever, ever, happen again... nnnh."

ooc post (Geist) (OOC)
ooc post

This is Geist's player Dave. I can't come to the phone right now. Looking to be taught Demolition for advancement rp. @mail me after the beep.

~beep~

Siberian Raid Report (Onslaught)
The initial survey into the area the Earthers call Siberia was conducted in order to probe the defenses that the Autobots have placed there. In addition to the Gauss Cannon facility that the Autobots captured from us, occupied by personnel of an unknown quantity, there were three human fighters with Exosuits in the immediate vicinity. The raid team consisted of Rampage, Dreadwind, and myself: I provided fire support while Dreadwind tested the capabilities of the outpost's Gauss Cannon while Rampage probed the other defenses around the facility itself. The Gauss cannon is a potent obstacle and it also seems that the perimeter is mined with explosives laid down by the Autobots but I am not deterred. This data will be useful on the return raid to that territory which will result in victory for the Decepticons.

Long live the Empire.

Best Face Forward (Megatron)

 * spinny spinny*

Megatron appears on the screen, resplendently if simply togate in vermillion as he addresses the camera. His rasping voice is imperious and grave.

"Ramjet, your uncharacteristic eloquence has moved me. I do cede to a gesture of peace. Galvatron, if you will treat with me under the banner of diplomacy, I will meet with you in Crystal City, in genial triumph as of old. We may be deadly enemies, but we both know that there have been many occasions on which we have made palaver with our nemeses in order to temporarily pursue a greater goal, for the greater good of Cybertron.

"If you care about Cybertron and about the Decepticons, you will not refuse me this."

With a narrowed eye and a sharp gesture Megatron orders for the recording to stop.


 * spinny spinny*

Siberian Outpost Siege (Sunder)
A Sweep appears on the monitor, quite obviously damaged. But which one...?

"Sunder reporting. I am the only one to escape the assault on an outpost cannon in Siberia, which was led by Onslaught. He and Geist were trapped in an avalanche after Red Alert blew the installation sky-high. I tried to free them, but to no avail--they are buried too deeply for my talons to excavate them in any reasonable amount of time. The Constructions at least will probably be needed to free them, and perhaps others. I detected faint life signs under the rubble, though communication is impossible. Either they are unconscious, or their radio transmitters are not functioning, or perhaps both.

That is all, for now. Sunder, out.

Re: Siberian Outpost (Ramjet)
Ramjet appears.

"Scourge, I would expect better discipline out of your men. After every deployment, a Decepticon returns with his shield or on it. Not leave your damaged and fallen to rust like some kind of punk judas. Disgusting. I will be leading a contingent of a Support Wing to locate Geist and Onslaught's tomb and recover them. Chief Engineer, your assistance would be more than helpful in this matter. If they still function, they deserve immediate repairs. If not, then their remains should be recycled with respects."

".. and if I catch any of you troopers embracing that kind of 'ditch-everyone-in-favor-of-myself,' slag-headed, Starscream-style thinking.. then we'll sit down and reason together. Just you.. and my forehead." Ramjet reaches up, giving his thickly-plated head a rap with his knuckles. "Ramjet, out."

re: Ramjet's Distortion of events (Sunder)
Sunder appears.

"Such a blatant misrepresentation of the facts cannot be allowed to stand. I /tried/ to remove the debris that covered my comrades, but there was simply too much there. I would estimate that it would take the Constructicons themselves at least three Terran days, if not more, to unearth them. I was low on fuel and would have run myself dry without making so much as a dent in the rubble. But perhaps Ramjet is confident enough of his powers that he thinks he can move a mountain? Then let him prove it. If he does not unearth my wingsib and Onslaught by this time tomorrow, he will have shown himself to have incorrectly assumed my actions and motives, and thus should be taken with a grain of Sodium Chloride forevermore. Scourge knows I would not abandon my bretheren willingly, nor to save my own skin. That is all."

Engineering Stuff (Scrapper)

 * TEXT ONLY ***

Scrapper here with an update on our various projects.

1. New Crystal City has main power back on and is ready for normal operations. Defences remain at 95% while we overhaul some of the more severely damaged sectors. The spaceport is ready for duty and several of the hangars have been rebuilt.

2. Our satellite project suffered heavy damage during the various attacks on the spaceport. The hangar it was housed in collapsed. We've salvaged what we could. If Hook could give an update on his plans that'd be fantastic.

3. The spacebridge at Crystal City for the upcoming Galactic Olympics is on schedule and will be completed in time for the opening ceremonies.

4. Our work on Lord Chumley's reservation has been completed, and we have a new covert barrack and refueling station, hidden underground and disguised via holographics. This ought to expand the reach of aerospace's might in Africa.

5. Onslaught owed me five energon chips, and thus his (and Geist's) safety is paramount. Engineering will assist with Ramjet's operation to rescue those two soldiers.

6. Energon rationing is still in place and will continue to be so until we have a chance to build up new reserves. Raids would be appreciated. Constructicons, although the bulk of our technical work is completed, be ready to band together to solve our current energon crisis.

- Chief Engineer Scrapper

Recovery Accomplished (Ramjet)
Text only.

"Onslaught and the Sweep have been recovered. As per Megatron's orders, Onslaught has been chained and imprisoned in the dungeon of New Crystal City. Ramjet out."

You could almost imagine him going, "Neener neener neener!" as he wrote this. Almost.

Medical Requisition (Catechism)
File Locked to Hook and and Rank 5 and Above Megatronites

Text Only

As per the orders of Lord Megatron, Onslaught, Swindle, and any other Combaticons that are obtained are to be fitted with cortex bombs by Hook or any medic that Hook sees fit.

End File

OOC: Defcon's Request (Ramjet) (OOC)
OOC:

Hi. Defcon's player came to me, asking if I and any other Decepticon players, might be interested in participating in a TP he would like to run. The gist of it is that several Decepticons are captured by the Autobots (or presumably just Defcon), taken to a special facility, and then bust out/take over the joint. There is apparently some kind of inside guy that 'helps' us to be free. He was hoping for about 4 to 5 Decepticons who were 'warrior types,' of 'moderate intelligence and technical background.' Personally, TPs are more interesting if you draw upon players who want to participate despite what merits or flaws their characters have -- so if you are super brainy and want in, I doubt he'll deny.

So.. I guess, @mail me if you want in and then I'll let him know? He said the imprisonment might last for a day or two -- I tend to be really finicky about imprisonment RP because it can be really restrictive and end up providing NO RP. On the other hand, we've been super-good about RPing with our imprisoned (see: Onslaught and Mesa). Also, having the lot of us couped up together and having to work together could go a long way to fixing the rift that the Civil War has torn open. So, it could be really cool or really sucky -- how it goes depends on the enthusiasm and energy of the players participating, in my opinion. So let me know if you're interested via @mail and say by Tuesday-ish, I'll let Defcon know. At the very least, this is a nice opportunity to welcome a returning player back by putting a feather in his cap with a completed TP.

thx!

unexpected happening. (Avalanche)
Avalanche reporting in, with a rather interesting story. Early last night, it seems that the Autobot's base had it's defenses go offline. I happend to be in the area, waging a battle against a Autobot classified as Quickswitch. However, I could not let such an opportunity go unheeded. I proceeded to attack the interior of Autobot City itself, however, I was able to locate their beloved Teletraan. Though, I did find my way into their repair bay. Which...I then detonated their energon containers. Now is the time my comrades, the Autobots are also in an energy depleted state. I would encourage all forces to batter our enemy as much as possible.
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Energon Supply (Scrapper)

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Due to an arrangement between Mesa and Megatron that I'm not entirely clear on, our energon supplies are temporarily back at normal levels.

- Chief Engineer Scrapper

Head Mail (Americon)
Americon appears after the spinny, sporting a fake mustache and a bad Spanish accent. "Hello, my fellow Decepticons. It is I, Mexicon. And I am here to present to the followers of the true Lord of the Decepticons, Galvatron, an amazing breakthrough in communications. I call it, Head Mail. Now, with the power of Head Mail, you don't need a computer terminal or a datapad to catch up on bulletin board posts or private messages.

"With just a simple download into your secondary optical control systems, your messages will be displayed right in front of you, before your very own optics! In fact, Head Mail will automatically come up every time you get a message, so you'll never behind on your reports again. Just ask one of our satisfied customers what he thinks of Head Mail."

An old, battered, and grey-ish Seeker appears in the next shot, looking slightly irritated as he waves his hands around and pokes at things only he can see. "I love Head Mail," he says without any trace of enthusiasm. "It is the bomb."

Americon grins as the camera settles back on him, and adjusts his fake mustache. "See? Head Mail has already made that Seeker's life easier and more convenient. Don't you want your life to be easier, too? Then download Head Mail right away! It's free and completely safe!"

Before the message ends, a voice-over quickly rattles off, "WARNINGdonotuseHeadMailwhilewalkingswimmingeatingdivingflyingfightingtorturingmurderingsingingrebellingdrinkingfixingrepairingoranyotherconceivableactivitymademoredangerousbythelossofopticalvisiondownloadingHeadMailconstitutesacknowledgementoftherisksofusingHeadMailandthususersmustholdHeadMailEnterprisesblamelessforanyinjuriesordeathscausedwhileusingHeadMail."

(OOC Note: If you're unwise enough to actually download something Americon invented, then you will routinely experience loss of normal vision whenever you receive an electronic message like a report or private message. The message and the program's virtual interface will appear directly in front of you, and you will then have to close the message in order to see again. Also, uninstalling the software is extremely difficult, as if intentionally so...)

RE: Cortex bombs (Scavenger)
Today, I installed Cortex bombs into two Combaticons. Swindle gave me a little trouble, but Onslaught was cooperative. I just have to do three more, four if we have to do the gestalt. Lemme know and I can tag and bag them. See? I am being helpful. Im doing something important. Scavenger, out.

Operation Damocles (Shockwave)

 * This message is only visible to the Megatronites ****


 * The Decepticon spinny disappears and is replaced by Shockwave's hexagonal mug with bright yellow optic in the middle appears on-screen ****

"Lord Megatron, this cycle I have taken with me a small contingent of Decepticons to put in motion phase one of Operation Damocles. The contingent was made of Scavenger, Monitor, Catchism, Americon, Ramjet and myself. Phase one was a complete success, our only problem was when we ran into a small nest of poisonous metal-eating giant spiders. Catechism was poisonned and is currently recovering in my lab."

He straightens up before this next bit "Every trooper that took part in the operation is to be commanded for his good work and contribution to the cause. Shockwave out."


 * Shockwave's face disappears and is once more replaced by the Decepticon spinny ****

AAR: Nothing (Scrapper)

 * TEXT ONLY ***

Nothing happened last night.

- The Constructicons

New Crystal City infiltrated (Monitor)




"As requested by lord Megatron, I investigated about the recent attacks made by the autobot known as Jetfire on New Crystal City. Apparently, the second times he attacked NCC, he did it on his own to avenge the deceased autobot Prowl. However, the first times he attacked was at the request of the spy named Mirage. It was a distraction to allow Mirage to gather information about us. This means that New Crystal City may have been infiltrated. It is however impossible to know what the autobots managed to learn. Monitor out."

Vigil and Jetfire (Scavenger)
Vigil and Jetfire are mine. If someone takes their head, I will be cross. That is all.--Scavenger

Re: Vigil and Jetfire (Ramjet)
Text Only.

"Prepare to be cross."

AAR: Scavenger in S.F. (Ramjet)
Ramjet appears with a splash of mech-fluid staining his forehead. Behind him, Long Haul is operating on Scavenger.

"Retrieved Scavenger from his 'rage-bender' near Autobot City. He required.. special.. motivation techniques to disengage the enemy." With that, Ramjet gives his stained, well-plated cone a tap-tap. The echo carries over the audio receiver. Donk-donk.

"For any one of you troopers suddenly caught in the romance of playing Davidcon versus Goliathbot, do not expect this convenience extended to you in the future. My job is Wing Leader -- not some kind of frakkin' idiotsitter. Ramjet, out."

Re: Re: Vigil and Jetfire (Ramjet)
Text Only.

"Vigil is broken. Engage crossing now, Scavenger."

RE: Vigil and Jetfire (Scavenger)
The Vigil and Jetfire thing? Um. I'm over it now. No need to worry about anything. You can shoot them all you want.--Scavenger.

Text: Mobilization (Megatron)
MESSAGE: TEXT ONLY ORIGIN: OVERLORD MEGATRON DESTINATION: ALL DECEPTICONS

MESSAGE BEGINS

I am well pleased with our accomplishments last night against the Autobot space force. Galvatron's gruesome base of operations lies smoldering in Magnaron. He and his troops are at their weakest ebb since this unfortunate conflict began. He will soon be in my grasp.

All Decepticons are to see to their fuelling and ordnance. Any Aerospace soldiers unfit to leave the medbay are to receive a bedside guard in case of treachery. I expect the highest readiness from each of you.

Galvatron will strike back with all his rage if we do not strike first. Prepare to mobilize. We attack tonight. Remember our ultimate goals and take prisoners if it is at all possible.

Cybertron expects every Decepticon to do his duty.

That is all.

MESSAGE ENDS

War Over (Megatron)

 * spinny spinny*

Megatron appears on the screen. A pair of medical gumbies resembling black and blue Grapples are cinching down a gleaming replacement chestplate and replacing the rectangular sheath of plating over his left forearm (the body part which he tends to use as a shield) even as he speaks.

"I am pleased to announce that the civil war is over. I am the victor. Galvatron is dead, defeated in single combat in Cybertron's great arena, as is our way."

As is Megatron's way, rumor will report that he also cheated at the last moment when he had Ramjet fire him, making it not strictly "single" combat. But Galvatron can't very well dispute the matter now.

"Scrapper and Hook, you are to thoroughly disassemble and examine the wreck of Galvatron's body. Leave no cog unturned, do not rest until we comprehend what remains of that machine at the most basic atomic levels. We have been too long unschooled in the Unicronian technology, thanks to superstition and short-sightedness. A complete understanding of Unicron's metallurgy, high-energy physics and mechanical engineering will give us a significant advantage over our old processes. Once you know it backwards and forwards, you will begin work on rebuilding it for me. I never again want to be in a situation where I am forced to downgrade for lack of replacement parts."

Megatron scowls briefly and shoos one of the Nemesis Grapples out of his way. The gumby starts working on replacing the nickle plating on Megatron's shoulders instead.

"As for the rest of you, we have work to do. Shockwave, Catechism, Mesa: you already have your orders. Geist, Combaticons: report to Scavenger to have your cortex bombs removed. They are no longer necessary as you have no other master to serve."


 * continued*

Truth Revealed (Megatron)
One of the gumbies gets to work on Megatron's hand, replacing the individual plates that protect the servos; these take a lot of scarring whenever Megatron has to punch something especially hard and need replacement fairly often. The Slag-Maker looks down at the work patiently and continues to speak.

"Now that Galvatron is dead and I rule unchallenged, having seized total control, I can admit certain things. Galvatron was just as real as he claimed.

"When I channelled my mind into this body to defeat the death the 'humanising' aliens had planned for me, the process by which the Ruby Heart of Krithella IV worked was not fully understood. Rather than transfer my memories, thoughts and instincts into the fresh laser core within this body, all that makes me who I am was not moved, but DUPLICATED, copied perfectly.

"Later, when I forced the aliens to return the true bodies of those of us who were afflicted, my other self, chilled down in storage, changed back as well. That body was horribly wounded at some point in the aliens' keeping of him in Oort space, and it's my belief that some combination of suddenly inhabiting that gravely injured shell, with knowledge of having replaced himself with a perfect copy which commanded more respect than he himself did, drove him insane.

"That was the Galvatron who now lies dead. Because he DID have a legitimate claim to the throne, at least as legitimate as mine, none of you can be faulted for following him. Yes, his boundless undirected rage made him less a leader and more a figurehead, yes, he was a danger to himself and to our cause, yes, he was no tyrant warlord only, but a berserker, a mad barbarian king. But! None of those things are entirely unacceptable in the Lord of Destruction. Until I slew him he was as much your leader as I am."

The hand is finished. Megatron flexes it into a fist, the knuckles popping audibly as he sets them to the somewhat stiffer adjustment he prefers. It burns out knuckle joints at a relatively quick pace, but those can be replaced.

"Therefore I am declaring a blanket amnesty for all those who served Galvatron during the civil war. My wrath would be ill-spent on you, because you did not choose improperly. The die of fate was simply cast against you, which is no crime. That said, I will not tolerate hesitation. Cyclonus, Redshift, Deluxe Insecticons, and any others who were in Galvatron's camp: swear fealty to me or die. You have no champion to protect you any longer if you delay. Your fates rest only in my hands."


 * continued*

Ultimatum Given (Megatron)
Megatron leans forward and points accusingly into the screen with his freshly repaired and glossy finger, heavy brows lowered over his glowering red eyes.

"Those of you who chose to follow NO leader, however... you are wretched in my sight.

"Scourge met me in person and asked for special dispensation to stand down; I granted it because of his unique circumstances, that being that Unicron had crafted him specifically to serve Galvatron. In light of this fact his coming to me and willingly laying down his arms in the interest of not worsening our faction's wounds was surprisingly brave, perhaps even heroic. Likewise, I am aware that Soundwave, Mesa and Ramjet served both myself and Galvatron. They have walked the razor's edge and lived, a daring choice worthy of accolade. They will receive honors according to their efforts.

"Others, however, who betrayed BOTH masters to serve NOTHING but their own self-interest... my amnesty does not extend to you."

Megatron reaches off-camera and holds up a sheet of paper.

"Soundwave has compiled this list for me of the so-called 'fence-sitters,'" he declares, gazing upon it evenly.

"And I have memorized it." Shimmering lines of heat distortion lance out of his eyes and incinerate the paper in his hand. He shakes off the ash. Nemesis Grapple averts his glance.

"This list will reside within my memory now. These names will burn before my eyes. Those of you who are on it... you know who you are. Some of you have been reassigned to new divisions and tasks. Because your crimes are crimes of omission, I will not reveal your names to your fellows. You will have the opportunity to prove yourselves. Know that my eye is upon you, and that I will NOT tolerate shirking or disloyalty. Additional orders to test you will be forthcoming. Cybertron prevails."


 * spinny spinny*

City Update (Megatron)

 * spinny spinny*

Megatron's head and shoulders appear on the screen, with gumbies visible behind him repairing the command center, which looks like someone tried to launch a spaceship out of it. Mesa is off on one side of the screen typing something, and Ramjet is lounging around on the other ogling Catechism, who has a hole cleanly through her middle and is dutifully sweeping up an unidentifiable heap of Autobot.

"The humans," begins Megatron, "saw fit to take advantage of our distraction during our attack on their space station by mobilising their surface fleet against New Crystal City. I transformed the city to shark mode and, after a short but decisive battle in our favor, submerged. Two Autobots, unfortunately, jumped into the shark's mouth before we submerged, and were trapped with us. One of them, a spacecraft who is unknown to me, managed to damage the control center before being destroyed. The other, Red Alert, achieved nothing. Both of them are now our prisoners, which may please any of you who would enjoy tormenting Red Alert, but more to the point, the city is currently immobile. Damage control teams are to work around the clock until the control room is repaired. That will be all."

Text: Red Alert (Megatron)
MESSAGE: TEXT ONLY ORIGIN: OVERLORD MEGATRON DESTINATION: SOUNDWAVE

MESSAGE BEGINS

Soundwave, see that you or your /competent/ agents give Red Alert a thorough working over. Capturing the Autobots' security chief is an excellent stroke of luck for us so far as our intelligence efforts are concerned. Keep me appraised of what you learn in your interrogations. I will expect a complete report after you have got him to talk.

MESSAGE ENDS

Text: Vigil (Megatron)
MESSAGE: TEXT ONLY ORIGIN: OVERLORD MEGATRON DESTINATION: SCRAPPER

MESSAGE BEGINS

Scrapper, I want you to build me a catapult large enough to put an Autobot into. It should secure the Autobot in its basket in such a way that the catapult can be mounted upside down on the belly of the Argosy, but the Autobot won't fall out until the catapult can fire it at the ground. Scavenger and Long Haul are probably good enough to do this job. Also, I need Mixmaster to invent an adhesive sufficiently tacky to stick a yellow square of paper to an Autobot that won't fall off when catapulted at the ground, yet not so tacky that it can't be removed by hand. The yellow square of paper should be two feet square. To save time, have Mixmaster pre-print the square with 'Dear Rodimus Prime: Stop sending me your extra morons. I have enough already. Sincerely, Megatron.'

MESSAGE ENDS

AAR: NYC (Scrapper)

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My Constructicons ventured out last night for a mission. I'll be honest here. Even though the official mission objective was to steal energon, what we *really* wanted was to put as many Autobots in the repair bay with painful injuries as we could, in retribution for their constant attacks on New Crystal City. To that end, we succeeded. My recollection is a bit hazy, but I recall four Autobots being put down with serious damage, with only nominal damage to ourselves.

- Scrapper

Text: Scavenging Autobots (Sixshot)
Sent too: DCI

Details of the time, and exact location which happens to be Unicron's crashed head along with the following Autobot identities: Springer, Crosscheck (Picture only), Broadside, Seaside (Picture only) and Quickswitch are attached. The Autobots were descovered to be scavenging the large gun that was used in the recent attack headed by Galvatron before the head was brought down. And potientially other information sensitive hardware-- it further mentions that Sixshot was too late to prevent their escape with materials. Recommendations remains to send in a Decepticon crew to secure anything else that may be useful, or used against the faction.

Standing Orders

 * spinny spinny*

Megatron appears on the screen, or rather, Megatron's head appears on Galvatron's body. It's a brand new body, gleamingly new. You can almost smell the just-unwrapped scent through the high-definition video. Only Megatron's face and old bucket helmet have any wear to them at all. Scrapper and Hook are making some final adjustments to his neck where it attaches to the body as Megatron speaks.

"As you can see the Constructicons have completed the restoration of my body and learned much in the process about Unicron's technology, which will serve our needs in the future. Now that the unpleasantness of the brief Decepticon Civil War is behind us, we can return to our goals. I will lay them out for you, and you will execute them."

Scavenger releases Megatron's helmet with a double-click and a hiss of steam, then lifts it off of his head, which looks surprisingly small and naked without the big silver bucket surrounding and surmounting his heavy-eyebrowed face. Megatron continues his speech.

"First and foremost the campaign against the humans. Our need for castor beans is no less now than when I first described it. Sixteen million tons will be sufficient to resolve the human issue worldwide without harming us or any of the material wealth of this planet, but smaller amounts will not go unused. Some of the humans may prove useful to us, but if need be we will exterminate them, cut them out root and branch. The nebulese are more controllable and we can colonise this planet with their stock if the human population dips lower than what is convenient for our labor needs."

Scrapper presents Megatron with Galvatron's horned helmet, recast in the nigh-indestructible metal of which Galvatron's outer hull is made. Megatron turns it over in his hands thoughtfully.


 * continued*

Orders pt.2 (Megatron)
"When the humans are disposed of the Autobots will have nothing left on this planet to fight for, and without the humans' aid, the Autobots will be made to kneel.

"New Crystal City is to be kept in shark mode for the forseeable future. It is accessable via the retractable tower, but is much more defensible than when it sits exposed on the island where the humans and Autobots can invade it at their leisure.

"We have had good success in battle recently and you have put many Autobots into the medbay. Take advantage of their weakness to press the attack. Our holdings on Cybertron are to be secured and expanded. Why should we collect metal for our macroengineering projects on Earth when our homeworld is made primarily of metal already? Earth's bounty is biological. Earth is our source for petroleum-based fuels, labor, heat, chemical compounds... for metal, turn to Cybertron.

"And in that regard I have a task for you. I want us to be a spacefaring race again. We have been bogged down on this planet for far too long. We must take to the stars. Scrapper, I charge you to build me a warship. Use whatever resources are available to you on Earth and Cybertron, recycle the wrecks of other projects, incorporate whatever is most efficient. This will be a vessel to announce to the galaxy that the Decepticons are united, and dangerous in our union. A flying city, bristling with the heaviest weaponry that we can mount. A proper successor to the Nemesis."

The Lord of Destruction places Galvatron's helm upon his own bare head. Hook and Long Haul bolt it down and make the connections to affix it permanently to his skull.

"Violence from the darkness will be our creed. Stealth and sudden brutality. Cunning, guile, treachery. We have tried openly inhabiting Earth, claiming diplomatic protections that were ignored, setting up lines of defense that were bypassed; now we will be hidden and secure. We will keep on the move and drive our enemies before us, striking at their vulnerable flanks, building our defenses at home where we are strongest, fading like a fog where we are weakest so that no one can deliver us a meaningful blow."

The visage of Galvatron looks forth from the figure on the throne, the only visible difference those dark eyebrows, and they vanish as the crown is cranked down into place.

"I am Galvatron and this is my decree. Cybertron prevails."


 * spinny spinny*

Status Report (Shockwave)

 * The Decepticon spinny disappears and is replaced by Shockwave's head complete with the ever present yellow optic that is so prized on eBay ****

"Galvatron, per your orders I have completed the cleanup of IHQ's computer systems for any sign of tampering. The results were negative, everything is as it should be. In the next few days I will move my investigation to New Crystal City and the Argosy in order to complete a very thorough examination of our systems."

"End of line."


 * Shockwave's face disappears and is once more replaced by the Decepticon spinny ****

OOC: Decepticons (Cyclonus) (OOC)
Hey gang. Let's give a huge hand to Galvatron for the last six months.

Since I'm the #2 guy, unless we need a staff-emitted interim Galvatron like the last time there was a gap, feel free to come to me with anything you might need, leader-wise. I'll try to be on as much as I possibly can to help people out even if I'm only able to drop lines on a channel or OOCly discuss stuff.

Obviously, we won't be lacking a Galvatron for long, but in that time, I'll do my best to offer whatever you need.

cyc

OOC: Another OOC thing (Cyclonus) (OOC)
At Blueshift's request, I'm going to streamline +roster a bit to make it easier to navigate. At the same time, we've had an amazingly active past couple weeks and a /gigantic/ TP involving the whole faction, that /everyone/ really came through on.

So I'm asking now: who of your teammates do you think should be promoted?

@mail Cyclonus with who you think deserves a promotion in the wake of this huge-ass TP, and why. Please don't suggest yourself, it's tacky -- and the goal of this is to reward the people you enjoy roleplaying with.

I can't promise I'll give everyone a huge bump, but I will do my best to give everyone what their peers feel they deserve!

cyc

Black Book of Primus (Cyclonus)


"The Black Book of Primus is in Decepticon hands. The book is in holding awaiting examination from our scientists. Cyclonus out."



Alert: Thrust (Ramjet)
Interdepartmental Memo From: Ramjet, Decepticon Aerospace To: All Division Heads Re: Thrust

Text Only.

"In case it needs to be said, I've rejected Thrust's request to resign from the Empire. If he needs to be reeled in, do so with extreme precision. I would prefer to keep my man combat-effective and still functioning. Chief, Thrust's arms will need extensive repairs. If he makes some noise about 'jazz hands,' humor him to the best of your ability. I will consider this favor to make us even on the Scavenger front. Ramjet, out."

OOC: Special Titles (Fusillade) (OOC)
Man not having any cool, unusual, different, maybe even /neat/ Rank Titles anymore SUCKS. If you're not in Mayhem Attack Squad, you're screwed. Sneef.

re:Special Titles (Scourge) (OOC)
Perhaps make other 'squads' that don't have seperate divisions, but mean people get a little neat rank title? For example Zodiac Wing (thank you Geist).

Scourge Sweep Leader.

OOC: Wacky Titles (Cyclonus) (OOC)
I changed a lot of wacky titles to defaults mostly so I could keep things straight as I was clotting people, if you want a wacky title back / want a wacky title period just holla at me and I'll put it on you. I don't take +roster as a very serious IC tool so as long as it's not offensive shoot for the moon.

Cyc

OOC AAR Reminder (Fusillade) (OOC)
This seems to be a classic case of diffusion of responsiblity in play. As it turns out, there have been a lot of amazing things happening on the grid lately, and players have not been posting about it on Board 2 in any official capacity. For example, as Ramjet put it: "There was an enormous fight aboard the Argosy on Monday and only the people who were there knew!" Even if it isn't quite IC for your character to post because you think they don't have the rank or whatever, please for the sake of the faction as a whole consider jumping on reporting this if you don't see something go up by a few hours later or the next morning etc.

Aerospace Theatre Deployment1 (Ramjet)
 From: Ramjet, Aerospace Command To: Cmdr. Catechism, Cybertron Occupation Force; Cmdr. Fusillade, Earth Domination Force; Cmdr. Redshift, Space Attack Force RE: Deployment - URGENT

Ramjet appears in a seated position! Some lavender Decepticon jet is busying his chest, trying to stick some fancy-looking medals and command stripes to him. There's a bottle of imported oil next to Ramjet's hand, half empty. Congratulations on getting a functioning alcoholic for a commander, Aerospace!

"This.. is Ramjet! I have seized command of Aerospace from Dirge and now stand as your new Air Commander. Your applause, adoration, and subsequent bribes shall be placed on hold. We have an Empire to serve, first and foremost."

"If you are viewing this, then you have been granted Aerospace-level command access. Congratulations, Commanders Catechism, Fusillade, and Redshift. If you happen to be some other Transformer, then beware! For I will know who you are and my vengeance will be swift -- and brutal!" Ramjet reaches up, tapping his well-plated cone for emphasis.

"My instructions for you three are simple: achieve victory on all fronts. You are to call forth as many Decepticons as you wish from the ranks of Aerospace, cajole into assistance if in another division, to complete your missions. I will supply some starting missions for you all to engage in and then expect you to begin drafting progressive plans afterwards. My orders are as follows,"

Continued in Marvel Com.. er, Deployment2!

Aerospace Theatre Deployment2 (Ramjet)
"1. Catechism, you will lead our vanguard on Cybertron. Assist Shockwave as he compels you as you begin compiling data on the Autobot blemish, the stronghold Iahex. I suggest working alongside DCI Agents Mesa and Reflector. I desire schematics and assessment of enemy troop strength and weaknesses in their defenses."

"2. Fusillade, you shall oversee our efforts in conquering Earth. Not only will seize the supplies of castor beans as required by Lord Galvatron, you will also see to deploying offensives against the Autobots and their germ allies, humanity. The casualness in which they assault our holdings must be punished with extreme prejudice!"

"3. Finally, Redshift, you are to squeeze the stars of its riches! As head of our Space Attack Force, I challenge you with drafting an assault on planet Junk! Running a war requires resources -- resources that are dwindling. Your objective will be to plunder Junk of its salvageable spare parts so that Scrapper's men can continue returning our wounded to fighting shape. Brainstorm alongside Astrotrain and Long-Haul for logistics in ensuring a maximum yield of parts for our efforts!"

"That is all! Make your plans and submit them to me for approval! I will be with you, on the frontlines, to achieve S-rank mission completion on all fronts! The Empire prevails! Ramjet, out!"

Big Battle! (Americon)
Americon appears on-screen with a bunch of Transformers toys in his hands. "Ok, so, before that thing with Powerglide getting married, right? I was recharging in the Argosy, when, when BOOM! And KABOOM! And I looked outside, and there was explosions! And Superion was attacking Galvatron!" He mashes a Galvatron and Superion toy together. They're both roughly the same size. "Uh, well, actually I think he was still Megatron at the time. But it doesn't matter, because the President won!" Americon smacks the Galvatron toy into Superion, then throws the Superion toy at the wall. All four of the limbs snap right off, ruining it forever. "I think Astrotrain helped!"

Next Americon holds up a repainted Rumble and a Powerglide toy. "Then I fought Powerglide, and I think I defeated him! Probably!" He smacks the two toys about, then tosses them away. "And uh, Raptor and some other guys fought too. I don't have props for them. The Argosy took some damage, too! But it was slight damage, so it's alright. Then I fell unconscious because I was damaged and tired. I woke up in the repair bay. Uh, I think that's it. The. End."

Station Assault (Scourge)
As some already know, myself and the Sweeps led an assault on the blemish of a space station in orbit of this mudball of a planet. As myself, Geist and Sunder delayed the overwhelming numbers of Autobot and EDC troops that showed up, Onslaught and Americon proceeded into the station to inflict further damage on the humans facility.

Due to their continued use of massive numbers, which need to be culled, the humans and Autobots eventually made their way through to reinforce their troops on the station.

Commendations to Onslaught and Americon for continuing with their mission even once Autobot and human forces broke through. Snapdragon, next time I order you to attack you will do so immediatly or you will find walking much hard than it already seems for you.

To Aerospace, you may feel free to call on the Sweeps to assist in the various missions Ramjet has given you, in particular anything that wipes out the infestation known as man.

Scourge Sweep Leader.

OOC (Geist) (OOC)
Geist is now a registered explosive offender. Feel free to call upon the Invisible Demolition Sweep.

Scavenger Returned Safely (Mesa)

 * TEXT ONLY*

Lord Galvatron. I am pleased to announce that Scavenger is safe. He was initially captured by the Autobots I am not sure for what purpose they wanted him, but for me to investigate his location, I allowed myself to be captured by the Autobot Defcon. While we were incarcerated, we were somehow freed by what I presume was an Autobot traitor. If we have agents in the field, then DCI is not aware of this. This agent should make a report to Soundwave, Counterpunch or myself so we can ascertain the data that agent might be holding.

Lord Galvatron, I wish to take a team into Isotoral. I believe that our long standing questions may be answered there. I also believe that the third book, the Grey Book of Primus is in Lord Cyclonus' posession and I would like access to it immediately.

Glory to the Empire. - End of line.

Re: the Kes.. er Istoral Run (Ramjet)
TEXT ONLY.

"Ramjet here. All Aerospace would-be trench spelunkers take note. I have lended DCI Operative Mesa our assistance in his travels into the Istoral Trench. All interested pilots are to inquire to COF-Commander Catechism for deployment instructions. I will also be in attendence."

"Mesa, I have instructed Trooper Fusion to assist you in the strategic planning of your mission. As a graduate of the Decepticon War Sciences School, he is aptly trained and skilled to provide expert advice to ensure S-rank completion of this mission. Take his counsel to heart. Glory to the Empire. Ramjet, out."

OOC: Poker Night (Ramjet) (OOC)
+tpinfo 668. Be there!

AAR: St. Petersburg (Catechism)
Spinny

Catechism appears, looking smashed flat. She is also covered in seaweed and barnacles. She crosses her arms, looking rather annoyed, as she reports, "Catechism, here. A distress call from Cyclonus over the Earth channel, which mentioned the Grey Book of Primus sent Reflector and I rushing out to St. Petersburg. A different Cyclonus, over the Decepticon channel, had no idea what was going on with the first Cyclonus. Later, we were joined by the second Cyclonus, a third Cyclonus, Soundwave, Foxfire, Perceptor, Steeljaw, Sludge, Fireflight, Jetfire, Markdown, Grimlock, Sunder, Scourge, Sixshot, and Avalanche. The third Cyclonus appeared to be some sort of lawyer?" She looks rather dubious. "As usual, the Autobots refused to allow us to rescue the first Cyclonus and insisted on causing massive destruction to the property and lives of the native Terrans, proving, yet again, that Autobots do not belong on Earth, and it is our duty to remove them. I think Reflector's working on a YouTube special about that." Catechism winks. "So we lost some Decepticons in the ocean, and I went looking for them. I, uh, have no idea how everything concluded, so if someone could add that, it would be much appreciated! Catechism, out."

Spinny!

NCC Location (Airwolf) (OOC)
To locate where the elusive NCC may be lurking, type in +shark. This will only work for Decepticons and Admin.

St. Petersburg (Scourge)
As Catechism has already confirmed, we discovered there were two Cyclonuses.. and one other using the name who appears to have nothing to do with the situation. And he got eaten anyway. However it transpires, after a considerable waste of time fending off idiotic Autobots who don't realise when things don't concern them to keep their noses out, that the Cyclonus who has been with us of late is not infact Cyclonus, but a copy from years ago who refers to himself as Armada.

The one true Cyclonus has been recovered, after taking a considerable beating due to mamoth undertakings of reaching Earth then being subjected to assault by Grimlock, other Dinobots and of course this Armada. Cyclonus has been left in the Medical ward under guard by my Sweeps. His repair and recovery is a priority above all other injured.

In addition, since Armada is still out there, and still looks just like Cyclonus, my Sweeps will accompany Cyclonus for now once he leaves the Medical Ward for your protection. Namely, if you see a 'Cyclonus' without a Sweep escort, then shoot to kill. DCI, scramble all of Cyclonus' access codes and have them reissued to the true Cyclonus upon his awakening.

As far as this book of Primus that has been mentioned, I want all Decepticons prepared to move at a moments notice once Cyclonus orders us to its location. The Autobots clearly want it, and we will ensure they do not get it. Any knowledge of it's location is to be kept off of the broadband due to inherent security issues, namely untill we kill all those accursed Autobot interceptors it cannot be trusted.

Scourge Sweep Leader.

OOC note (Scourge) (OOC)
Consider Cyclonus (the real one) guarded or escorted by Gumby and avail sweeps unless the online Sweeps wish to follow him around. Cyc will no doubt pose accordingly if for any reason you stumble across him or Armada. Or he may just kill you, never know, be polite. ;o)

Scourge Sweep Leader.

Grey Book of Primus (Cyclonus)


"The Grey Book of Primus... is currently being held by the race known as the Renardians. Its exact location is somewhere on the colony..."



"...Foxworld IV. Be ready. As soon as I am repaired... we shall seize it."



(OOC: Check out +tpinfo for more information on Foxworld IV, to get in on the Decepticons' plunder of the planet!)

Harvest One (Redshift)
Redshift's file photo appears, along with his profile information, including his new rank/position as commander of the Space Attack Force. There is an audio stream, represented by an audio waveform. It's a bit shaky, as Redshift is decending from orbit while he's recording. "Commander Redshift reporting in. Led a small expedition to investigate the new arrival in orbit of the planet, a large, spheroid asteroid. Included Ramjet, Dreadwind, and Catechism- Catechism will require a pick-up, once the heat dies down. We retrieved rock samples, which will be forwarded to the science division." Images come up, of the object now in orbit, near the Copernicus Station. "Our main objective was to probe response time and measure how protective the humans and autobots are to this new resource. Exo suit batallion is present. Reinforcements arrived, but it took a while; An autobot shuttle was dispatched from the surface while we were leaving the asteroid. Reccomend study of samples as well as remote observation of any activities on the rock. We should probaly steal it, or blow it up. Redshift out." Blip. Spinny.

Re: Harvest One (Ramjet)
A sizable hunk of rock from Harvest One has been left on the 'IN-BOX' of New Crystal City's Medical Ward. A note has been attached. It reads,

"TO: SCRAPPER"

"FROM: RAMJET"

"Inform Redshift and I if this sample will be of any use to the Empire. Also, determine the level of ordinance needed to destroy it if necessary."

Fwd: Re: Harvest One (Scrapper)
The note on the chunk of rock from Harvest One has been replaced.

"TO: MIXMASTER"

"FROM: SCRAPPER"

"Inform Redshift, Ramjet, and I if this sample will be of any use to the Empire. Also, determine the level of ordinance needed to destroy it if necessary."

Hardshell reporting (Hardshell)


"Designation : Hardshell. Transfered from Charr and reporting for duty. Hardshell out."

NCC Shark Mode (Scourge) (OOC)
OOC Post

NCC is once again submerged. As per the departing orders of the last Galv, it should remain this way. For those who have difficulty in locating it and entering, note that using +shark will tell you where it is. When you reach the room directly above that room then if the Lookout Tower is not up merely type 'raise tower' in the room and it will call the tower up. Technically you should use 'lower tower' afterwards. Hope this helps people.

Scourge Sweep Leader.

The Battle of Airbase Argosy (Ramjet)
TEXT ONLY.

"This is Ramjet. The Autobots have taken advantage of our slow return to full strength after the culmination of our latest Civil War. Somehow, they negated our defenses and boarded the Argosy, overpowering it with sheer numbers and firepower. Unable to save her, I was forced to order a wipe of the Argosy's hard-drives and full evacuation. Casualties have yet to be assessed but, Airbase Argosy has crashed into Mount R'yleh and sank into the Pacific Ocean. I have counted Blueshift, Catechism, Hardshell, Mesa, Redshift among the surviving evacuees. Scrapper and Soundwave are missing in action."

"Scrapper, if you still function, we will need the remains of the Argosy inspected and any objects of value retrieved. Your men are among the best for this. We'll need every available, water-sealed Decepticon on hand for this. Redshift, I want the plans for the raiding of Junkion on my desk by 1600 tomorrow. We will need an enormous amount of spare parts to recover from this setback."

"Last, services for the Wing n' Thruster will be held soon. Location and date to be decided. She was a fine bar. Ramjet, out."

Polyhex Chasm Expedition (Catechism)
Spinny

Commander Catechism of the Cybertron Occupation Force appears, standing on a bridge in New Polyhex, one of the cities of the Empire. She looks a bit banged up from the earlier Argosy debacle, but there is a parachute-silk scarf tied rakishly around her neck, and her spirits seems to have recovered. She gestures, and the camera pans down to a molten river and then zooms into a dark chasm in the face of the canyon.

Catechism narrates, "History tells us that the Autobots have often struck at us and sabotaged our plans via the tunnels that riddle our world. Even New Polyhex is diseased with this blight. It is better that we should know what is down there than cower in our aeries. The 30th of the pitiful month of July, as the humans reckon it, we will see just what is down there, and if we find it unsatisfactory, there will be... alterations made. Catechism, out."

Spinny

Outpost defense. (Avalanche)
Earlier the other day, the outpost near the northen part of the Cybertronian highway was under attack. The identity of the two mechs appearing to be the Wreckers, Springer, and Broadside. However, as luck was to be having. Bandit and myself happend to be running a security check. After the battle, we came out victorious against the two. Though, I would be liking to have a check-up on all outpost defenses in the near future.
 * Text only*
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China Raid (Shockwave)

 * The Decepticon spinny disappears and is once more replaced by Shockwave's head...although this time there are cracks in the head armor ****

"Last solar cycle, I took advantage of the Autobot's victory party to launch what was supposed to be a quick and simple raid for castor beans, as per Galvatron's orders. I took the few able bodied Decepticons I could find namely Ramjet, Collateral and Americon. The Autobot response time was surprisingly fast. Among their response team was Grimlock. This is when things took a turn for the worse. After a harsh back and forth battle I was damaged beyond minimum efficiency required to accomplish the original goal. I ordered the Decepticons to disengage and head back. That is all."


 * Shockwave's face disappears and is once more replaced by the Decepticon spinny ****

RE: The Battle of Airbase Argosy (Thrust)
TEXT ONLY!

"This is Crimson Dynamo Thrust reporting to let you know that you can call off the search committee, I am alive. I sadly will tell you that I am NOT a SURVIVOR however."

"You see, I would NEVER go on a SILLY island EAT rats for a while to LET Richard outsmug me for the prize. Sorry to inform you that I am alive and with no damage but NOT a SURVIVOR."

Re: Planet Junk (Ramjet)
Ramjet appears aboard, the command deck of Decepticon Command Shuttle  (HOOHAH!) serving as his backdrop. Onslaught and a sleepy Catechism are shown behind him.

"This is Ramjet! As I am en route to Cybertron, I must make this emergency alert to mobilize our forces. Be aware! The Junkion Warlord Wreck-Gar has opened diplomatic negotiations with the inhabitants of the planet Foxworld IV. According to him, this planet is rich with energy resources that are freely offered. He.. neglected.. to mention which of the Transformers he represented, and as such, an Autobot envoy will be heading to Foxworld IV to present themselves as friends of Wreck-Gar. We MUST arrive at Foxworld IV before the Autobots and present ourselves as.. nnh.. 'friends of Wreck-Gar.' That way we will have access to Foxworld IV's energy sources that they will be all too happy to give us, allowing us to easily power our conquest of their world! Decepticons, be ready to deploy by Tuesday. Chief Scrapper, please see to ensuring our shuttles are ready to ferry our warriors to Foxworld IV. And, one of you with better oratory skills than I, be prepared to speak on behalf of us should Cyclonus not be available!"

"Furthermore.. REDSHIFT! I want those plans to assault Junk on my desk IMMEDIATELY! Wreck-Gar must PAY! Nnng.. Ramjet, out!"

Ramjet reaches out to switch off the communicator, revealing his badly damaged shoulder in the process. Oh that Wreck-Gar!

OOC - Under the sea (Blueshift) (OOC)
The Argosy might be in Davy Jone's locker (get salvaging, people!) and NCC Island turned into a novelty pizza topping, but the Cons are still about on Earth in the NCC bit, which turns into a giant shark. Remember folks, if you're not sure where the shark is, just type +shark. It even has a little launch tower that pokes out above the water!

Now, we all like bases, and it has been suggested that we expand the shark base a bit. Not too much, but a bit. So if anyone has any ideas for rooms (rooms that /everyone/ can use being the only real rule) then shoot me an @mail and I'll see what I can do!

OOC: Poker Update (Ramjet) (OOC)
OOC:

I need to stop in the office after my class tonight to fax some documents. This will -probably- make be a bit late in getting on tonight for poker. So hopefully someone can get started while I'm hurrying on home. Shouldn't be more than 10-15 minutes late, I /think/. I'll keep you all up to date in case I run later! See you then!

New medic (Shockwave)

 * The Decepticon spinny disappears and is replaced by Shockwave's hexagonal head ****

"This is a general announcement, the insecticon Monitor has completed medical training level II and is certified for general repairs and systems upgrade. He will however remain attached to his current division. That is all."


 * Shockwave's face disappears and is once again replaced by the spinny ****

Plans for Planet Junk (Redshift)
Text only messege, with Redshift's file image attached: from: Cmdr. Redshift(Space Attack Force) to: Cmdr. Ramjet(Aerospace Division) Proposal for operations regarding the so-called 'Planet of Junk': Phase 1: Attack on space station or large transport vessel fitted with navigational thrusters. Goal: To aqquire the station/ship, gut it for useful cargo and components, and put it on a collision course with Junkion. Thrusters to be taken offline PERMANENTLY after descent towards planet surface.

Phase 2: Use the impending doom of the crashing station/ship to distract Junkion standing army and Autobot interlopers to allow for strike force to secure valuable assets on the planet for plunder. Alternatively, asteroids could be sent on collision courses with Junkion, but would need to be retrofitted with engines. Perhaps small number of space rocks could be towed by the station/ship for additional impact threats. Will assemble strike force to aquire space station within a septcycle at earliest possible time frame, seeking volunteers. Pilot for shuttle required.

Battle of Foxworld IV (Ramjet)
Text Only.

"Catechism and Monitor have recovered the Grey Book of Primus from Foxworld IV. Thrust is being promoted to Ace Pilot, which I will no doubt come to regret. Numerous Autobots have been sent to the scrapheap, thanks to Soundwave and Thrust. Foxworld IV has been removed from the Imperial Planetary Registry. That is all, Ramjet out."

Re: Plans for Planet Junk (Ramjet)


The finned Decepticon Aerospace insignia flashes to the back of Ramjet, seated against a long-backed command chair in location . With the press of a button, the chair revolves around, revealing Ramjet. He leans forward, his right palm on arm-rest while his left elbow is propped against the other. You get the distinct feeling he's secretly enjoying this and should seek counseling for this.

"Good work, Redshift. You're a credit to your design. Even Blueshift would be proud and we all know how /he/ gets. Hnh. Find an appropriate space station or transport vessel. Ensure that whatever we hijack does not bear any Assembly of Worlds markings upon it. The /last/ thing we need is them coming down upon our cones when we are not at full strength. Either will accomplish our goals handily. We do not want to destroy Junk utterly -- merely take from it its parts. By letting them absorb the remains of whatever we crash into them, we can ensure they are ready to be harvested again and again later on."

"See if we cannot drop whatever it is we drop on their /city/. This will distract their primary defense forces so that we can harvest the far end of the planet. I want you to make well with requesting the aid of Blitzwing, the Constructicons, Combaticons, and the Sweeps. The Constructicons can assist us in quick assumption of spare parts. The Combaticons can lay diversion at the Junk city and the Sweeps can ensure we do not have any.. unfriendly.. surprises as we harvest. I have allocated you five hundred energon cubes and a thousand galactic credits to go about the business of swaying Blitzwing, the Combaticons and Sweeps. I will speak with Scrapper. Report when you have found a suitable target for us to hit. Until then, Cybertron endures. Ramjet, out."

OOC: make sure you speak w/ Wreck-Gar on this and after doing so (or if you have) get a time/date together and pop it up on +tpinfo! This'll be great stuff man. Great job!

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A little glass vial. (foreshadowing)



Scouting Report (Catechism)
Sick of her yet? Catechism reports, gesturing to a map on the wall for reference. (http://tf2005.pbwiki.com/f/cyber_img.gif ) She explains, "Reflector and I went scouting the other day. He was in camera mode in my cockpit, so hopefully any Autobots monitoring the sensors thought I was just a bored Seeker on a joyride. I haven't made my rank known to the Autobots yet, anyway."

"We looked at Agorahex first. Due to its close proximity to Iahex, I wondered if we could take Agorahex quickly and then just tunnel our way into Iahex. This is... a really bad idea. First off, the whole place is radioactive. My circuits still feel kind of fried," or maybe that is just normal for Catechism, "and if you have good sensors and look really closely, you can just pick out an Auobot monitoring sensor there. How it doesn't get fried, too, I don't know."

"We then checked out NCH Far West. The haze there makes for bad visibility, but you can get a decent view of the Tunnel of Retoris from there. I don't like the Tunnel for a few reason. First, the Autobots have a sensor out there. Second, it's a tunnel. We attack there, and the Autobots can just cave in the tunnel on our heads to pick us off at their leisure." She shakes her head disapprovingly.

"Next, we jetted around the planet to NCH East. I rather doubt the viability of an eastern assault. There's too much territory to get through before we get to Iahex. We'd get bogged down. Also, in the sky on the outskirts above the Memorial spaceport? Yeah. The Autobots have a sensor up there, too."

"I could use more reconnaissance data of Autobot holdings, especially near Iahex, and I would be quite grateful to anyone who could provide me with some. That said, I do have a plan that should neatly circumvent some of these issues, and I would like to discuss it with Air Commander Ramjet and Military Commander Shockwave at the soonest convenient time for the both of them. Also, I could use a surplus of energon for one phase of the plan, so my brethren on Earth, plunder would be greatly appreciated. Catechism, out."

Fade to just a picture of the map, which slowly turns entirely purple, before winking out.

Catechism and Monitor (Cyclonus)


"For their retrieval of the Grey Book of Primus at the cost of the lives of Foxworld IV, Catechism and Monitor have each been awarded the Heart of Darkness. Congratulate them, for they are medals well earned. Cyclonus /out/."



Re: Scouting Report (Ramjet)
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"Excellent work on realizing the Tunnel of Retoris would make for poor fighting. Having an entire sortie be demolished by a cave-in would have been disasterous. I am working on a further step to ensure our success at Iahex and it will require an understanding of Autobot anti-aircraft defenses. Find this out for me. Also, see what we can do about the sensors by Memorial Spaceport. Cybertron endures, Ramjet out."

New Polyhex Expedition (Catechism)
The spinny flashes over to a Seeker standing on a rather hellish-looking bridge, and to make the picture even worse, she holds up some charts. Charts! How diabolical. Catechism reports, "Many thanks to Americon, Blitzwing, Ramjet, Shockwave, and Thrust for assisting in the mapping of the New Polyhex tunnels, mappings which are... still unfinished, actually." She points to her charts, which show a rough map of the caves with big question marks in certain areas.

"However, I can definitely say that the South tunnel in the Ruby Tunnel is just a molten river that will seriously mess up your armour, and the East tunnel is a devious trap of some sort that just keeps looping back to the same place. I would suggest avoiding both the South and East exits out of the Ruby Tunnel." She gets out a Turbo-Sharpie and writes, "BAD!" over the South and East exits.

"The Southwest exit is a bit more interesting, as it leads to an underground river, which is apparently," she somehow maintains a straight face, "a decent fishing spot. Taking the river to the East leads to a vortex. No, not the Combaticon. A whirlpool! Beneath the whirlpool is a vast cavern that contains an ancient power plant and a bunch of dangerous chemicals. There were some footprints there, and while Americon might have caused the footprints, no one is really sure." Spooky. "To get out of there, you have to fly up, through the whirlpool."

"We then took the river to the North, ignoring the small opening," she omits how some of the Decepticons were getting a bit claustrophobic and just points to a question mark on her chart. "There was a cavernous chamber, and it stunk. I mean, it really stunk. Turn off your olfactory sensors in there, I tell you. Ignoring the small opening, we moved upwards."

"Then it was just really dark. Moved up again, and we found a glass tube. Nice view, there. Some of us went Southeast from there and ended up in the Warrens. A few others and I went through a small opening, and we ended up in the Istoral Trench instead, which is a pretty drastic difference in geographical location. Now, the Warrens and the Istoral Trench are both in Decepticon territory, but we could possibly use these tunnels to hide troops and supply movements. Also, there were parts of these tunnels that we never got a chance at mapping, so the tunnels still need to be considered a security risk. If anyone else wants to take a look around in there, please let me know how it goes, and good luck. Catechism, out."

The spinny returns, banishing Catechism, the red-lit bridge, and her charts

FWD: New Polyhex Expedition (Ramjet)
FORWARDED TEXT MESSAGE.

To: Chief Engineer Scrapper From: Air Commander Ramjet

"I don't like security risks. Chief, what can we do to seal these tunnels up without sinking half of New Polyhex in the process? Ramjet out."

"P.S. where is that report on the rock fragment we took from the human's asteroid mining operation?"

Grey Book of Primus (Cyclonus)


The Grey Book of Primus -- rather, what we have deciphered of it -- has been cleared for all personnel to read. Those who wish to do so may find it in New Crystal City's medical / science area. Do be careful with it, as we had to cause a world to butcher itself to get our hands on it, and doing so again would be a minor inconvenience.

Cyclonus

<Thank Blueshift for making the book! It's in NCC's med bay!>