Whirl's Secret Origin

 Shockwave says, "Although my personal theory is that Shockwave built Whirl to experiment with emotion and feeling and strong opinion and they never agreed on anything because Whirl is super-emotionally-volatile and Shockwave is almost emotionless."

 Shockwave says, "So they would have these ugly rows all 'YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME' 'I created you and I can uncreate you if I see fit' 'YOU HAVE NO SOUL'"

 Shockwave says, "'I'm gonna RUN AWAY and JOIN the AUTOBOTS and then you'll wish you'd taken me SERIOUS' 'You will do no such thing as that would be highly illogical' 'MAN WHATEVER YOU NEVER LOVED ME'"

 Shockwave says, "*Shockwave slaps Whirl* *Whirl stands there shocked then runs away and slams the door* *Shockwave goes to the door and looks out but Whirl is gone already* 'Wait, I... I did not mean for that to...'"

 Random chantitles are bad Fulcrum says, "And sometimes Shockwave sits at his desk and stares at a picture of Whirl."

 Random chantitles - BORING Fulcrum says, "And he thinks, "Perhaps... perhaps if I were more logical, this might never have happened."

 ROBOT ROCK! Whirl says, "and sometime between running away from home and becoming a thug, I MEAN ELITE WARRIOR, he joined an acting troup ):"

 Shockwave says, "*intercut montage of Shockwave inventing the sixchangers and Whirl training to be an Autobot*"

 SUDDEN Impactor says, "And then shockwave leaks a single rivulet of energon, weeping from his lone optic, wondering if mechs with one eye cry twice as hard..."

 Shockwave says, ". o O (I have brought this unfortunate result upon myself through my own illogical behavior. The irony is not lost upon me, but I must not permit it to happen again.)"

 Shockwave says, "I can never... feel again."

 Random chantitles are passe Fulcrum says, "Hahaha"

 ROBOT ROCK! Whirl says, "this is totally canon"

 Random chantitles are passe Fulcrum says, "Yes"