User blog:Classablanca/(IC) Rush More - 08.06.2035

''Yeah. So, I'm still in prison. You'd think after everything I've done for the galaxy, that somebody would've broken me out of here by now. Seriously, like what's taking everybody so long? What's the point in being a reknowned Intergalactic Outlaw of Myth and Legend if nobody's going to come and rescue me from this place of scum and villainy.''

It's like frakkin' New Jersey in here.

''Okay, maybe not that bad. But seriously, I'm bored. So beyond bored. You want to know how bored I am? I'm writin' in a frakkin' journal. It doesn't get much more borin' than that. And yeah, the bed is nice. It's co-ed, so that's always a plus. Okay, big plus. There's this really hot Trilorian chick that's a few cells down that I'm so all over next time there's a prison riot. She said violence turns her on so that's on the schedule for tomorrow. Anyway, like I said, this place isn't so bad. I mean, it's prison but it's like political prison. The cells don't even really lock. I could break out if I wanted to but where's the fun in that?''

''There's cable? I guess that's a plus. But nothing's ever on. I'm dying to see what happens on Passions, though. It's on hiatus right now. Which is about as lame as it can get. Almost as lame as the reason I'm in here. It's not like he was going to miss the creds anyway! He's rich!''

''Humbug. Whatever. Oh oh... hold up. Status update. Either Trilorians can clone themselves or this place just got a whole lot hotter.''

''Yeah. Definitely got hotter.''

''Gotta' burn. There's a two for one special with my name on it down the cell block.''

Don't wait up.