User blog:Revenant1367/Crusade's Chronicles - File 3

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Crusade's Poker Notes

1. It is a game played with cards.

2. It does not involve sharp metal things that Terrans use to help set their quarters on fire.

3. Poker isn't the game where you get four cards with the same number and yell "Bingo".

4. You don't have to dress funny or dance around like that video with the weird terran lady (is it even possible your frame like that?)

5. You can "check" people even though it's not chess.

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This "poker" game seems really popular in Terran culture, but I don't understand why. I sort of hoped we'd get actual pokers, the metal ones, and have to fight with them. I think I'd have done better if that was the case. Sharp things are more useful to me than cards.

What's really funny is that somehow, I wound up with the third highest score. (I even beat that Decepticreep Blast Off. Ha ha!)

I don't really care about the scoring all that much, though. I got to cash in those chips.

What am I supposed to do with a thousand units of this Earth currency, anyway?