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Check It! Blaster, here, baby! And I'm 'bout to tell you why Tapes is where it's at. Whether we talkin' the Tape Squad or the Cassetecons, it don't even matter. The best of the best are all right here!

Here, let me hip you to this game...

Tape Squad!!

"Yo, we talkin' made trivial pursuit skills on this one. He knows everything. And he can show everything. Or as I like to call it: Show & Hell! He's got a lightshow fo' dat AFT! Get ready to get whooped over and over and over again. He's REWIND!"

"Don't get it twisted, this one right here will knock your block off, then your socks off, then you into next week. And that's before he even gets up close and violently personal with you. They say to grab life by the horns, but you might wanna' think twice about this one. Fear the RAMHORN!"

"When it's time to hunt, there's only one happenin' cat that you need on your side. From the rising of his sun guns to the strong jaws and matchin' claws, this here tape is sure to bring the pain! Run if you want, but you ain't gettin' away from STEELJAW!"

"Down! Set! Blue 42! Blue 42! When you want to take a look at the hottest highlight reel, then you need to feast your optics on this tape right here. He's one serious sports fanatic that'll overload your circuits with a little bit of awe and a whole lot of SHOCK! If it ain't the shoes, then it's gotta' be EJECT!"

"When you talk about old school, this right here is the Tape that you can't shake! Not a cycle goes by that there's not a grim reminder of the Autobro/Decepticreep conflict. War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, if you ask GRAND SLAM!"

"The storyteller from Coachella! That's right, we're talking about one airborne superstar that's seen it all! If a picture's worth a thousand words, then this tape don't even know which is which. It's all good, though. Dare to be entertained by RAINDANCE!!"

BONUS LEVEL: "Grand Slam and Raindance can LET THEIR POWERS COMBINE to create the bossest tape of all: SLAMDANCE!!

Now, onto the Cassetecons!!

"Speak now or... too late! That's right, this Contastic interrogator has more than enough ways of makink you talk! These fists were made for poundin' and that's exactly how he'll get you soundin'! Run for the hills, cuz here comes the BEASTBOX!!"

"Who needs the rosetta stone when you've got a bad aft bird like this in the mix? He can't stop, won't stop with the talkin' but that don't mean he ain't a prime asset! With this tape around, you can bet, you'll never be lost in translation... cuz he translates it all! Mic Check 1 - 2, 1 - 2! Here! Is! SQUAWKTALK!"

BONUS LEVEL: "Let's see. You take 1/2 part Beastbox. Then you grab 1/2 part Squawktalk. Toss in some violence and a cold, brittle, lasercore and you've got a recipe for disaster. Or as I like to call him: SQUAWKBOX!"

"It's rare to find artistic integrity inside someone with ruthless aggression, but this is one bad aft Tape that manages to make it work. A perfectionist of the highest caliber and armed to beak, there's no escaping the eyes and the ire of BUZZSAW!"

"In another life, with a better attitude, this one would be in the Tape Squad. As it stands, though, he's a little too crazy for my tastes. His mad drum beats just may be the key to your defeat! He's a little bit frantic and so his his flow! Back up, Bots, it's about to get FRENZY!"

"Chicken? Vulture? Does it even really matter? All you need to know is that this tape right here is king of the unfriendly skies. Quick to fly the coop if too much trouble is headed his way, but armed with precision. Give it up for LASERBEAK!"

"Too much of a bad thing? Never that! Not when this prehistoric tape is all up in the mix. Dangerously overzealous and ninety percent all talk, this is one robot who might not be more than meets the eye. Still, one should beware the bite of OVERKILL!"

"Taking flight and taking fuel, this winged wascal is the top tier when it comes to siphoning energon from anything and everything in his flig

"Taking flight and taking fuel, this winged wascal is the top tier when it comes to siphoning energon from anything and everything in his flight path. Almost single-minded in his journey to consume all the energon ever, it takes a choice Decepticon to get him to do anything else. Still, the skies are bound to be turbulent due to RATBAT!"

"Dangerous don't even begin to cover it. This sulking saboteur is more than capable of handling any mission he's sent out on. Built with an impressive skill set and the violent armaments to go with it, it's virtually impossible to put a stop to RAVAGE!"

"Not SOUNDWAVE's best work but it'll do in a pinch, this Stegotape is one for the record books. He tries hard, but the intelligence circuitry is just not there. That doesn't stop him, though! Quick to anger, especially if pushed over the edge by his so-called friends, there's always room for a little SLUGFEST!"

"You wanna' talk about a ground pounder, then you wanna' talk about this li'l mech. Designed for demolition, this tough talkin' street punk will have you shakin' in your boots, in more ways than one! There can only be one King of the Tapes! Long live RUMBLE!"