Custom Cars

 Hello Victory Leo says, "I wish I could buy this http://img132.imageshack.us/f/p2a0dw.jpg/"

 Hello Victory Leo says, "I would totally mod that into Hot Rod"

 Dino-Might Slag says, "No doubt. :)"

 Baby Daddy Redshift says, "i was just gonna say, it clearly needs a giant yellow spoiler!"

 Hello Victory Leo says, "Sadly it is just a concept car from 30 years ago :("

 Dino-Might Slag says, "Someone kinda did here: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/848600678_0bdadb87e0.jpg"

 Hello Victory Leo says, "that looks like lamborghini that's been photoshopped"

 Sprechen the idiot Axis is thinking it is.

 Baby Daddy Redshift says, "and the spoiler isn't even yellow!"

 Dino-Might Slag says, "Oh. I'm not good at spotting shooped stuff. :/"

 Hello Victory Leo says, "Yeah I mean if you're going to the trouble of pasting Autobot flames on the hood (at not quite the right angle) then at least turn the spoiler yellow too :("

 Baby Daddy Redshift says, "Sorry slag, but that is like the most blatantly photoshopped car ever ;)"

 Dino-Might Slag says, "Dammit Jim, I'm a Dinobot - not Reflector!"

 Colorado Sludge says, "Also, consider the value of the car. Nobody's going to paint a Countach like that."

 Baby Daddy Redshift says, "man, I would"

 Colorado Sludge says, "Sorry, nobody who can afford it would. :)"

<Public> McDonaldsbot Impactor says, "Have you seen some of the extravagant crap rich people spend money on?"

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "Then again, Kobe Bryant did get the world's first Automatic transmission Lamborgini - sniffle."

<Public> Fortress Maximus says, "Gold plated toilets. Nuff said."

<Public> McDonaldsbot Impactor says, "Bless your heart MC Hammer."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "If I could afford a lambo countach I would totally paint it like Hot Rod. Only a lot nicer than that."

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "It was a gift for his wife after he raped that girl in the hotel. Er, was accused of rape, and settled out of court."

<Public> Baby Daddy Redshift says, "yeah, with a much higher quality flame deco and a custom spoiler"

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "And chrome piping"

<Public> Fortress Maximus says, "Ah. Damn I never knew there was a history behind that abomination."

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "GOLD PLATED piping."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "Hot Rod had CHROME piping silly"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "WHITE GOLD piping. You're rich. Act like it."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "ok fine"

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "And I'd tint all the windows blue"

<Public> Baby Daddy Redshift says, "yesss"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis would cover the windows in real sapphires.

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "And it would have a HUD projected on the windscreen"

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "It's illegal to taint the front up here. No idea what the penalty is, but if you're rich, who cares?"

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "And I would hire Judd Nelson to do the voice work for my GPS"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "And instead of gas, it'd run on the distilled blood of my many servants."

<Public> Colorado Sludge laughs!

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "No, it runs on the souls of orphans"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "My bad."

<Public> Dino-Might Slag sniffles. "that's beautiful."

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis gets it mixed up. The red paintjob is the blood of my many servants.

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "They are all AB-"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "Win."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "and then some motherfucker would key it"

PG-13 Police pages: You've been naughty, boot to the head!

You are politely shown to the door.

GAME: Victory Leo has disconnected.

--- Disconnected on Thursday, September 02, 2010, 2:42 PM ---

--- Connected on Thursday, September 02, 2010, 2:42 PM --- GAME: Victory Leo has connected.

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "Yep, first day most likely."

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "I had a friend who's car had every single panel keyed."

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "Which would be cool, because the fifteen peons I keep locked in the trunk would be my portable security detail."

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "They even keyed parts of the underside."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "I would keep a pit bull with AIDS in the back seat"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "Killer, the bipolar AIDS pit bull."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "I had a tire slashed once, that is all the vandalism I have experienced"

<Public> McDonaldsbot Impactor suggests herp, since the pit would die eventually. "Ah, but you're rich.. you could replace him."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "herpes is just an annoyance. AIDS will kill the bastard"

<Public> Colorado Sludge says, "Don't forget to add lasers to its freaking head."

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "You guys so easily forget, only cool people have herpes."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "No the lasers are on the sharks that swim in the 100 feet of water at the bottom of my missile silo underground lair."

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "And instead of tires, it has the skin of the feet of olympic sprinting gold medalists."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "Their foot-hide was tanned with their own brains"

<Public> Sprechen the idiot Axis says, "Think fast, be fast. Thank you for your sacrifice, Usain Bolt."

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "This conversation should be logged and wiki'd for posterity."