Goldpaver's Collected Ramblings

Summary. Not actually a RP Log. This was just the best way I could think of for the Autobots to collect Goldpaver's ramblings and keep it updated with new rants and speculations without totally clogging up the boards.

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This is Nightbeat. We sure got our puzzle on our hands with that crank case 'Goldpaver' spewing his ramblings on the airwaves. Say, anybody got any files on this punk? That in mind, I'm creating a file to keep track of what he says and any clues we have about the meaning - or if it's just garbage. Keep it updated, eh?

 The LATE Goldpaver says, ".. c-CoLd... Z-z-Zo... C-cOlD..."

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "F-fUh-FuH-fUhMilIaR vOiCeZzZ.. zZ-zZo C-c-CoLd... HeLp. ZzZoMeOnE hElP.. tHe Pr-R-r-RoTeCtOr HaZzZ fOrZzZaKeN mE... zZzZoMeOnE... hElp... Meeeeeeeee....!"

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "LoZzZt... LoZt In ThE d-DaRkNeZz..."

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "MuZt.. FiNd.. HiM.. tHe.. ThReE. ThE t-ThReE f-F-fOlD aUtObOt.. MuZt.. WarN.. HiM!!!!!!!!!"

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "He Of ThReE lIvEz. ThReE ZzZouLz. ThReE wOrLdZ. aRe Y-y-YoU tHeRe? Do YoU hEaR m-m-m-mE, o EnEmY oF p-P-pRoGrEsS? dO y-Y-y-Ou ReAd, P-r-r-uH-p-R-r-Uh-PrImE?"

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "BeWaRe, P-p-PrImE.. rEmEmBeR.. tHe PoWeR oF tHrEe.. ThRe muZt RiZzE. ThE c-C-c-AvAlIeR, tHe PirAtE, aNd tHe LiOn. ThE t-Th-ReE pArT mAn MuZt.. UnItE. zZzZaVe H-h-HuManItY. F-r-FrOm.. iIzZeLf."

[Now this one, we actually have a lead on. The cavalier's the boss, Rodimus Prime, the lion is Victory Leo, and the pirate is, er... I'm working on that - Nightbeat]

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "B-b-EwArE hIm. BeWaRe.. ThE d-DeFenDeR... M-M... M..."

 The LATE Goldpaver's signal dies out.

You receive a long-range radio message from Goldpaver: TrUzZt.. OnLy.. HiZzToRy.. ReMeMbEr.. OuR.. hIzZtOrY..

 The LATE Goldpaver transmits the voice of Galvatron, "The Decepticon Empire is not one of mewling weaklings to be wrapped in blankets Scourge, it is a cold and terrible thing to behold. Whatever this imposter who calls himself Megatron claims, his motives are clear. He intends to /weaken/ the Empire, to eat it away from inside like turbomaggots inside a carcass."

 The LATE Goldpaver buzzes, "FiNd... GoLdBug.. FiNd... hIZz ThRoTtLeBoTz. AlL wIlL bE tEzTeD. aLl MuZt Be ReAdY fOr ThE gReAtEzT bAtTlE aHeAd.. zAvE CyBErTrOn. ZaVe ItZ cHiLDrEn..."

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "BeWaRe ThE pReTeNdEr! ThE dIsCiPlEz Of TrIoN mUzT kNoW tHeIr DuTy. PrEzErVe ThE tRuTh! LeZt tHe DiZcIpLeZ oF tHe PrOTeCtOr Be ZwAyEd! BeWaRe! BeWaRe ThE pReTeNdEr! GoLdBuG wIlL rEcOgNiZe HiZ fAlZe WoRkZ iF hE Iz aLlOwEd To MaTuRe..!"

[There is some speculation that the Pretender in question here is that punk scientist, Thunderwing. - Nightbeat.]

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "C-cOld.. Zo.. CoLd.."

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "ThE fIrZt ZiGn WiLl CoMe WhEn ThE zTaRz ThAt LiGhT cYbErTrOn ZhIfT. BeWaRe ThE fIRzT zIgN. It wIlL HeRaLd ThE aRrIvAl Of ThE pRetEndEr."

[We got anyone on astronomy duty? If not, we should. – Nightbeat]

 The LATE Goldpaver says, "We ArE oNlY aZz ZtRoNg Az OuR wEaKeZt LiNk. HeHaHeHaHehAHahAHahAHaHAhaHAHAAAAhaaaa!"