Kreezy

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"Discount my size at your own peril, metalhead"

History
Kreezy is an ameboid arms dealer, well more specifically he's a colony of ameboids that happen to run Nitrous Armaments. Being a colony, the Kreezy in charge is generally referred to as a number. Kreezy-323, Kreezy-364. The colony can get extremely litigious and bureacractic if not kept in check, forcing Kreezy to devolve into red tape, which usually ends with one killing all the others with a tiny baseball bat or other comical weapon.