Junkion Board Archive May 2029

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===================== Junkion =================================== Message: 12/2                     Posted        Author Back In The Saddle Again... Thu May 29   Songbird --
 * Aerosmith's "Back In The Saddle" plays for a few moments over the blank screen before Songbird's visage unexpectedly appears*

"Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?" Songbird proceeds to wave, and tries to explain her long absence, "to reach, the unreachable star, this was my quest, to follow that star...no matter how hopeless, no matter how far..." she then lifts her other hand, holding very proudly what looks like a Songbird-sized guitar pick.



With the pick held aloft, she starts out in song, accompanying herself on air-guitar, only she produces the sound for herself, "cause it's the pick! Of destiny child, more precious than a diamond on a plantinum chain! It's called the pick of destiny! Eureka!" Songbird looks mighty pleased with herself as she puts the pick down. Might be a fascinating tale to tell of her journies to retrieve that artifact, but she's not indulging in any, instead cutting her message to a short announcement, "I'm back. Back in the saddle again, I am still the message center, I call and I collect, room to room, an operator, I'm bringing sexy back!" Just moments before she turns to leave, she quips, "kids, batteries are not included!"


 * screen goes blank*

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===================== Junkion =================================== Message: 12/3                     Posted        Author Video Memo                        Fri May 30    Monstereo --

~A giant 60's Star Trek Enterprise bridge set. Monstereo swaggers into frame wearing a gold uniform shirt paint scheme. First thing's first. Huh. Huh. Huuuh. I'd like to welcome Songbird back to duty on board the starship Secret Prize. I think I speak for the rest of us when I say 'Don't worry about a thing, cause every little thing is gonna be alright.' Huh. Huh. Huuuh. "Now then. I still haven't heard from the rest of you your thoughts on building our very own Sick Bay here on this island Earth. Maybe it's me and I just can't hear you over the sound of my own awesomeness. Huh. Huh. Huuuh. I'm just kidding ofcourse. So far I've studied the inventory of Autobot Repair Bay. They're styles. They're bedside manner. The dimensions and the materials of the facility structure itself. That's all well and good. We've got our own style ofcourse. I still only see the ruins of the studio in Junkrassic Park as the logical place to build our little boo-boo begone building. Discuss.       "Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"  ~Monstereo flashes a devil horns sign with one hand and then starts strolling away... the camera pans following him. He glances and stops, waving the camera operator not to follow. He then walks out of frame.

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