Sideswipe


Name	Sideswipe
Faction	Autobot
Function	Warrior
Alt Mode	Lamborghini Countach
Type	FC

The Better One[]

"I don't break rules, I bend them -- a lot."

Sideswipe is nearly the equal of his twin brother, Sunstreaker, in the combat arts, but less cold-blooded. Still, he relishes a fight to the finish with an opponent, and is willing to use underhanded tactics when necessary. Back on Cybertron this conduct extended itself to the rest of his lifestyle: getting what he can out of life, enjoying it to the fullest, and cheating to get the rest. His transfer to Earth hasn't changed his behavior, just the cause. Now instead of doing everything for himself he does it for the sake of freedom for all.

Tactic: Jet Judo, Tactic: Combat Driving, Tactic: Fortification Busting, Skill: Excavation, Talent: Brawling

Stylin' & Profilin'[]

Sideswipe takes pleasure in bending (cheating) the rules.
Sideswipe knows no boundaries (even after he's crossed them).
Sideswipe enjoys taking bets, especially against Mirage.
Sideswipe can fly with his jet pack in robot mode.
Sideswipe believes he's PRIMUS' Gift to Femmes (he is).
Sideswipe has (inadequacy and inferiority) issues with his twin, Sunstreaker.
Sideswipe is younger than Sunstreaker by .2 Nano Seconds.
Sideswipe is So Prime.
Sideswipe is the Original Pranksta.
Sideswipe sounds like Dave Franco.
Sideswipe does awesome (horrible) impressions of Autobot Command.
Sideswipe is ~~not~~ jealous of Sunstreaker.
Sideswipe is ~~not~~ a Master of Disguise.
ROCKET PUNCH!

Swipe Fu[]

Sideswipe loves fighting. Sideswipe loves weapons. And considering that when he's fighting, anything can be used as a weapon, the possibilities are quite endless. Whether they were meant to be or not. Not to mention the fact that when he's fighting, there's just a certain style to him kickin' aft. Here is a compilation of it all. Enjoy.

Weapons Locker[]

His Fists
His Hood
Sunstreaker
TransMech Arms Blaster Pistol (Series 7)
TransMech Arms Photon Rifle (Series 9)
Heliohound
Tunnel Debris (Crystal City Underground)
Primus' Witness Religious Brochure
Oil Can

Signature Moves[]

ROCKET PUNCH!
Jet Judo
Fist Of The North Car

The Trunk[]

Throwing Axe (Wrath)

iPWN[]

Trouble Tracks
Title	Artist	Sideswipe Says...
We Own It	2 Chainz & Wiz Khalifa	"Ride Or Die."
Trouble	Skindred	"Here comes trouble."
Comin' In Hot	Hollywood Undead	"I got this."
Classic	MKTO	"Wanna' go somewhere an' get weird with each other?"
Crawlin'	Linkin Park	"Frag off."
Nobody's Listening	Linkin Park	"Pay attention."
It Wasn't Me	Shaggy	"Wasn't me."
You're Not Me	Marty Bags	"Ya' ain't me."
Move	Thousand Foot Krutch	"Ya' can't beat me."
You're Going Down	Sick Puppies	"Let's do this."
Kick In The Teeth	Papa Roach	"That all ya' got?"
One Up	Childish Gambino (f/ Steve G. Lover)	"Shut th' frag up."
Instigator	D12	"But that's none of my business..."
I'll Hurt You	Busta Rhymes (featuring Eminem)	"Ya' done."
Can't Be Touched	Roy Jones Jr.	"Ya' can't touch this."
'Till I Collapse	Eminem (featuring Nate Dogg)	"I don't quit. I win."
Fast Lane	Bad Meets Evil	"Toast."
Tokyo Drift	Teriyaki Boyz	"Sayonara, sucka'."
How We Roll	Don Omar (featuring Busta Rhymes, Reek da Villain & J-Doe)	"Ya' know how I do."
Galvanize	The Chemical Brothers	"Dust."
EON	Celldweller	"Can't stop what 'cha can't catch."